This is not my ceiling
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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