My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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