have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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