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(815): View more from Illinois

wat bout pragnant strippers??

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(318): View more from Louisiana

When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.

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(260): View more from Indiana

i just snorted my name. best moment ever

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(602): View more from Arizona

I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"

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(209): View more from California

Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force

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(541): View more from Oregon

The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."

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