Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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