So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Boobs are out for the taking
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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