Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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