I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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