Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Swine flu. Run for my life!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize