He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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