WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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