I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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