The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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