So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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