their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
What a dumb baby whore.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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