Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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