ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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