the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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