goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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