so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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