Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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