He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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