so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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