so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's never too late to be topless.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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