I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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