If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this boner is exhausting
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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