Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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