I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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