I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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