mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This baby is an asshole
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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