He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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