You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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