i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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