so that wasnt chicken after all
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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