If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We're too hungover to prance.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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