I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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