Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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