You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This is classic penis vs brain.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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