4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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