the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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