Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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