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what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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