I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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