what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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