your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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I need you to use more vowels.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
They have beer where we have blood.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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