We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She is in my trunk
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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