At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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