butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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