So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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