I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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