his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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