Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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