This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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