just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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