Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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