I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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