I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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